Theres this bear hunter and he just moved to a brand new forest because he already killed all the bears in his old one, anyway one morning he gets up bright and early to go hunting and he walks for miles and miles. Suddenly he spots the biggest meanest looking bear hes ever seen, he gets all excited and takes aim and BANG!! He misses. the bear turns and before the hunter can reload the bear is all over him bashing him and tearing his cloths off and then bends him over and screws him senseless.

Bruised and battered the hunter drags himself home vowing to return the next day and wreak his awful revenge.

Next day he gets up early again and sights his rifle in and limps for miles until he finds the spot from the day before and sure enough theres the bear again. slowly this time he takes up a firing position takes steady aim and BANG!! Shit he missed again the bear turns and catches him up in a huge bear hug tearing at him then it flings him to the ground and starts screwing him again About an hour later the hunter drags himself home checking all his equipment not understanding how he can miss twice. Again he gets up early the next day makes sure everything is perfect as he intends on dragging himself back to the same spot and killing that bear for all the pain and humiliation he had caused the hunter. Two hours later he drags himself into a perfect firing position checks his rounds makes sure everything is perfect this time and waits sure enough the bear comes by a short time later and the hunter takes very Very VERY careful aim, he breaths out slowly as he gently squeezes the trigger and BANG!! . F**K!! he misses again.

Only now hes got to many broken bones to even put up a feeble defence against the bear as it lumbers up to himhe closes his eyes waiting for the pain to start but .it doesntSo he opens one eye and there the bear is just looking at him and then. All of a sudden the bear opened its huge jaws and says, You dont come here for the hunting do you????