A Day At Work..... Vs......a Day At Prison...

In prison...

You spend the majority of a day in a 10x10 cell. At work...

You spand the majority of a day in an 8x8 cubical. In prison...You get three meals a day. At work...You get one meal, and you pay for it. In prison..You get time off for good behavior. At work..

You get more work for good behavior. In prison...You can watch TV and play games. At work...You get fired for watching TV or playing games. In prison..You get your own toilet. At work...You share a toilet with people who pee on the seat. In prison...All of your expences are paid by tax payers, no work required. At work...

No expences are paid, quality work is required, and you pay taxes for the prisoners. In prison...You deal with sarcastic guards. At work...

LOL...You fill in the blanks .

 

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