A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book, " she replies, thinking, "Isn't that obvious?" "You're in a restricted fishing area, " he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.

" "Yes, but you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

" "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault, " says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.