A fellow went to his doctor complaining that his a*****e was feeling terribly sore. The doctor asked him to drop his drawers and bend over so he could take a look.

"It's amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a 20 bill from the fellow's anus. Another 20 bill appeared behind the first one, so the doctor pulled it out, too. And then another! And another! And many more. Finally, the doctor had pulled the whole pile of 20 bills from the fellow's ass, and began to count it. I sure hope that the doctor doesn't lick his thumb when he counts money The doctor mentioned, "There was 1980 stuck in your anus!" And the fellow replied, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand!"