This is the only joke in my blog so far! , but i thought I should put it where more people might appreciate it. For the benefit of anyone who doesn't already know, pub is the Australian equivalent of bar. A bunch of guys are sitting around in the pub, boasting to each other, and trying to better each other's stories. Eventually, one of them asks another one how his son is doing: "I'm so proud of him, he's the manager of a travel agency, and his agency is booming! It's doing so well that just yesterday, in fact, he gave one of friends an overseas trip for free.

How about your son?" "He's doing great, mate! He's running a car dealership, and do you know, he's so successful that just recently he was able to give one of his mates a flash sports car as a gift. I'm really proud of him.

" Another guy says, "That's great. You remember my boy? He's in a similar game, managing a boat dealership. He's doing so well that just the other day, he gave one of his mates a gift too, a seriously sw**ky boat.

I saw it before he gave it away, it was really well kitted out!" A third guy says, "I don't think any of you guys know my eldest, but he's in charge of a real estate business just outside of the city. He's doing really well too, in fact not too long ago he was able to give one of his friends a house as a present.

Small place, but overlooking the sea.

Very nice.

" They all turn to the last guy and say, "So what's your son up to these days?" "Oh, well, I don't like to talk about it really, because it's kind of embarrassing, but he's a stripper in a gay bar." "He's not gay, is he?!?" "Oh, no, not at all. And of course I've never seen him at work, but he is successful." "How can you tell?" "Well, he keeps getting all these expensive gifts from his admirers. Like an overseas trip, and a sports car, a boat, a house by the sea....."