Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horseracing Track, I'm your announcer D**k Smalls. Before the race begins, lets have a look at the line up...

Lineup: In lane 1. Passionate Lady In lane 2.

Jockey Shorts In lane 3. Silk Panties In lane 4. Conscience In lane 5. Jockey Shorts In lane 6.

Clean Sheets In lane 7. Thighs In lane 8. Big D**k In lane 9. Heavy Bosom In lane 10.Merry Cherry THEY'RE OFF!!! Conscience is left behind at the gate.

Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big D**k is in a dangerous spot. AT THE HALFWAY MARK: It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big D**k is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.

Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big D**k.

AT THE STRETCH: Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.

Big D**k is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming. AT THE FINISH: It's Big D**k giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big D**k has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big D**k comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head.. Bare Belly shows...

Thighs weakens...

Heavy Bosom pulls up and Clean Sheets never had a chance." Hope you enjoyed the races today, or were your minds too busy wandering.....