With apologies to my Indian ancestors... An Indian woman took sick, and was not able to walk into town to buy the supplies and groceries for the week. Her husband offered to go instead. She makes a list for him, and off to town he goes! Once inside the Grocery store, he is actually doing pretty good...

until he comes to the Toilet Paper section. His wife had not specified what brand, and he stood there looking "dazed" at almost endless brand names of TP!! The store clerk seeing this, walks over to help. The clerk explains that they have many types...from soft and scented designer types to Generic toilet paper. The Indian man is confused and ask's "Hmmm...

what is Generic??"...the clerk responds that it is basically the same...only cheaper!!! The Indian man says "Me take generic!!"....throws it into his cart along with all of the other stuff...pays for it and leaves! The next week, the Indian woman is still not feeling well ..so once again, the Indian man offers to go shopping!! Once inside the grocery store, the store clerk see's the man and asks him how the generic toilet paper worked out for him. The Indian say's to the clerk, "Me rename generic toilet paper"...

"Rename it?????" asks the clerk...

"Yes" says the Indian, "Me call it John Wayne toilet paper...

because it rough...

tough...and take NO SHIT from Indian"!!!!!!!!