I sometimes believe in reincarnation. When I do believe in reincarnation, I let people know I was once a dinosaur. In this life time, I have been known to collect fossilized dinosaur dung. Right now, I have about 4 pounds 2 kilos. I tell people that this is actually my fossilized dinosaur dung from the days when I was a real dinosaur. Pausing for a moment and looking into the eyes of my captive audience, I saythat "I might be the only real person today who is really trying to get their shit together!"