So a guy is sitting in a bar. He drinks and he drinks and drinks until finally he throws up on himself.

He then say's to the bartender...

" Oh God I... I hic ... hate it when that happens! My wife is going to kill me!" to which the bartender, feeling sorry for the guy says " Don't worry man, I've got the sure cure! What you do is taks a fifty dollar bill, stick it in your shirt pocket and tell your wife that the guy next to got so drunk he threw up on you, felt bad and gave you fifty dollars for a new shirt". The guy says I'll try it. Sure enough he goes home and his wife is livid! Looks at him and asks "What the hell happened? You throw up on yourself AGAIN?" He says "no honey the guy next to me got so drunk he did it and and put a fifty dollar bill in my shirt pocket for a new shirt!" She angrily snatches the money from his pocket and asks "Then why is there 2 fifty dollar bills in here?"....

and the guy says......

"well.......then he must be the guy who shit my pants too"!!!!!!