Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal.

"You can pay by the inch." When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?" "75 dollars, " said the first.

The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of 85. The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two. " 20 dollars" replies the third. The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys, " replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"