A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of Pepper Tequila.

SECOND, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth... you have to remove it with your bare hands.

THIRD, there's a woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm.

You gotta give her one. Man: Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to do all that. As time goes on, the man drinks a few too many and finally concedes...

"Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of Pepper Tequila with both hands, downs it with a big slurp as tears stream down his face.

Next he staggers out back to the alligator and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.

The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped with big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"