Fresh from mt shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. f you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and standing in front of the mirror rubbed it between my breasts."How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow lager over a period of years." said my husband. "Do you really think rubbing toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?" Whit out missing a beat he said"Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy's may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals though a straw. Stupid, stupid man