A man has an idea that his wife is being unfaithfull, and gets the idea that getting a very clever talking parrot will confirm this. So he goes to the pet shop and states his requirements, and is told " Yes, we have such a parrot but the trouble is he has no feet" Well, says the man " now does he cling on to his perch?" So the pet shop owner says, "He wraps his c**k round the perch and sits there like that" Ok, i'll take him then says the man, and on the way home, tells this parrot that he's got to keep an eye on his wife while he's not at home. the parrot says he understands, so the man is happy and goes of to work the next morning. When he gets home that evening, he takes the parrot into the next room, away from his wife and ask's the parrot what happened. Well says the parrot, about half an hour after you left, the milkman knocked on the door and your wife let him in, and he started kissing her and undoing her blouse. "yes, what happend then" Well, he pulled down her panties and started licking her v****a, and she was moaning real loud "yes, what happend then" I dont know, I fell off my perch!!!