Three gay guys all lost their lovers at the same time.

They met at the funeral home to make the final arrangements.

They ask each other what they are going to do with their lovers. The first guy said he was going to have his lover cremated and his ashes dropped from a plane, because his lover loved to skydive.

The second guy said he was going to have his lover cremated and have his ashes spread on the ocean because his lover loved to scuba dive. The third guy said he was going to have his lover cremated and use his ashes to make a pot of chili.

The other two guys screamed, Why would you make chili out of your lover? The third guy replied, So he can tear-up my ass one last time.