This small-breasted woman walks in a pub and gets a drink.

while she's talking to the barman, she mentions she might have a boob job. "i've tried everything, " she says, "and nothing'll make 'em bigger." "tell you what, " says the barman, "go in the toilet, get some toilet paper and rub it over your chest.

" the woman goes and gets some toilet paper, then comes out rubbing it over her chest.

"so, how does this work?" she asks.

"f**ked if i know, " says the barman, "but it's done wonders for your arse!"