Two cowboys go into a small caf for dinner, they each order steak and beer.

A very pretty girl with a very short dress is sitting at a table near them and has also ordered steak and beer. All at once she starts choking, holding her throat and turning blue. First cowboy: we need to do something, that girl is choking to death!! Second cowboy: no worries, I know just what to do So he runs over to the girl, lifts up her dress, pulls down her panties, and starts licking her butt. The girl spits up the piece of steak she was choking on, turns around and wallops the cowboy, pulls her panties up, her dress down, and huffs out of the caf.

First cowboy: what were you thinking about? Why did you do that?!! Second cowboy: oh you know, its that Hind Lick maneuver, works every time!!