A knew bride was in the bathroom getting all sexy for her new husband.
When she came out he handed her his pants and told her to put them on. "Those won't fit me." she said.
"There're too big." "I just want you to remember" He said. "who wears the pants in the family. "Oh is that right." She came back as she hooked her thumbs in the waist band of her panties. She pulled them off and handed them to her husband and said.
"Here, put these on.
" "I can't get into those." He said. "Good.
" She said. "And you can just remember that until your attitude changes." |