Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. "My son, " the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!" "My son, " said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!" "My son, " said the third, "started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a 1, 000, 000 in stock.

" "Well, " the fourth guy said, "my son's turned out to be a bit of a disappointment.

He's a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends.

On the plus side, between them, they gave him four cars, a mansion, and a million dollars in stock for his birthday."