After Jeff retired from his job in the city, he decided that he wanted to live somewhere that he could get in touch with nature. Montana seemed like a good place to him, because the human population is not very dense. So he bought a house out in the middle of nowhere. About six months went by and he hadn't had any human contact, except for in the nearest town, which was two hours away.

Lonely, sexually frustrated, and bored his mind began to slip. One day, to his relief, there was a knock on his door. He opened it up and saw a tall man that looked close to his age.

JeffHello, how can I help you? VisitorMy name is Paul, I live about a half an hour east of you. I just noticed that you live here when I passed by, on my way to town. JeffIt's really nice to meet you Paul, I thought I was all alone out here. PaulHey, you want to come to my birthday party this weekend, it's gonna be a blast. JeffWell, whats going on at this party? PaulWell there's gonna be some drinkin. JeffI'm always down for gettin wasted. PaulOh yeah, well there will probably be some fightin. JeffI'm actually pretty non-violent, but I can hold my own.

I'll just relax and have a good time.

PaulOk. Well there will probably be some f**kin too. JeffI havent laid anyone for years, I'm there. By the way, who's all going to be attending this party? PaulOh, it's just gonna be you and me.