Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to thebarkeeper, "Hiya, Mike. Set 'em up for me and my pal here."Then he turned to his slightly dim partner and boasted, "This is a great bar.

For every two drinks you buy, thehouse gives you one. And the pinball machines in the backare free!""That's not so great, "responded the friend. "There's a baracross town That'll match you drink for drink, and you canget laid in the back for free.

""Where is this place?" the first guy exclaimed."Oh, I don't know, " the dim fellow replied, "but my wifegoes there all the time."