Clyde the Newfie died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So they sent for his two best friends, Danny and Joey. Danny went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Danny said, "Yees bye he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Danny looked down and said, "Nope, it ain't Clyde." The mortician thought that was rather strange.

Then he brought Joey in to identify the body and Joey took a look at him and said, Yees By, he's burnt real bad. Roll him over." The Mortician rolled him over and Joey looked down and said: "No, it ain't Clyde." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Joey said, "Well, Clyde had two a*****es." "What? He had two a*****es?" said the mortician. "Yees bye, everyone in town knew he had two a*****es. Every time the three of us went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Clyde With Them two a*****es." i thought this joke was silly and decided to share with you guys.