A young couple had been dating for a while, and every night have been up at make out point. One night the woman tells the man, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they climbed in the back seat. When they are returned to the front seat after wards, the man apologizes to the young lady, if I knew you was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle and spend more time with you!" And the woman tells him if I knew we had more time I would have taken off my panty hose!"