Two guys in a bar drinking all day, one has a club foot and the other is a hunch back. At the end of the evening they are staggering home, when they reach the grave yard the hunchback suggests they take a short cut home but the club foot was too scared. After a little arguing the hunchback went through the grave yard alone. When he got to the monument in the middle of the grave yard the devil jumped out and said "whats that on ur back" " its a hump" came the reply "give me that' said the devil. Next evening in the pub the man is telling everyonehis story. His friend the club foot is raging he didnt go with him. As usual at the end of a good nights drinking they stagger off up the road in the direction of home. When they get to the grave yard the club foot suggess they take a short cut but his friend isn't having any of it saying he'd never go into a grave yard at night again and so after a little argument the club foot ventures on alone. When he gets to the monument sure enough the devil jumps out and says "whats that on ur back" nothing replies the club foot" "heres a hump then"