A newly weds went for honeymoon in train from Delhi to Mumbai. Due to the heavy booking they had to sleep on separate berth. The husband told the wife, to make it easy, you just tell me that you want a chappati, then I'll climb onto your berth and we can make love. So, as the train moves an hour later, the wife calls the husband, "Darling, I want a chappati." The husband gets on with the task. When finished, the husband returned to his berth. This process went for about THREE TIMES, and the husband had no choice but to oblige his new, young and beautiful wife. What a nice honeymoon! In the morning they sat in the buffet car for breakfast. The husband asked the wife, "How was the chappati last night?" The wife replied, "I liked the FOURTH chappati.........

the best!". The husband was surprised and said, " I thought I gave you only THREE chappati!" On the next table replied a husky sadarji, " I found the oven was still warm so I fried my chappati there too!"