Mr. Mouse is walking through the jungles of Africa as he does everyday when he stumples upon Ms. Elephant weeping and sitting on her behind. "Ms. Elephant Whats seems to be the matter?" Mr. Mouse asks kindly. "I have a thorn stuck between my toes and can not get it out, Mr. Mouse if you could help me I will give you anything you wish." Mr. Mouse excitedly jumps to the rescue of the damsel, pulling the thorn out much to Ms.
Elephants relief. "Mr. Mouse, you have alleviated me of such pain, I am forever in your debt how may I repay you?" "Well Madam I have been in this jungle for quite some time, I have seen all matters of life. You Ms.
Elephant are the most attractive creature in the land, I would love the pleasure of having my way with you." Ms.
Elephant giggles and blushes. "I'm all yours big fella.
" Soon the entire jungle is laughing at the sight of what is happening. The cheetahs are laughing, the panthers, the giraffes even the antelope.
High above a old family of monkeys is laughing so hard thier tree is shaking. Amongst the laughter a coconut breaks free from the tree and hits Ms. Elephant on the head with a great force. "OUCH" Ms. Elephant screams. And Mr.
Mouse replies, "Yeah take it all bitch!!" |