A Penguin is on a driving holiday in Arizona when the air con breaks down. He stops at a garage nearly passing out he explains the problem and that he's used to being in minus temperatures. The mechanic says no problem leave it with me and also arranges for the Penguin to wait down the road at his brothers ice cream factory.
The brother takes him to a large fridge full of ice creams and says wait in there and help your self. The Penguin gorges himself until it's round his mouth and down his bib. The brother takes him back to the garage when the car is fixed.
As he approaches the mechanic is just putting down the bonnet and says I've fixed it. You've blown a seal. No I haven't says the Penguin wiping his mouth. I've been eating ice cream. |