Little Jonny's teacher was asking the class one day to stand up one at a time and say what their father's hobbies were. Of course the teacher had jonny go dead last for fear of what might come out of his foul mouth. When it was finally his turn he stood up anxiously and said "my daddy eats lightbulbs!" "Eats lightbulbs?" the class said together. "Hell yes he does! I heard him tell my mama just last night to turn the damn light off and he'd eat it!"