There's a man in a resturant looking very depressed, so the waitress walks up to him and says:"sir may i offer you our daily specials or a cup of coffee".

The man says to waitress as he spits: "man that motherf**ker sure can drive". The waitress tells the man that he is in a very private resturant and shouldn't swearing infront of the children. The man looks at the waitress and repeats himself. The waitress then calls the police and the police come and ask him what the problem was and the man repeats himself again. The decide to arrest the man and have him see the judge the following morning. The following morning the judge says:"jimmy case 12345, what seems to be the problem" Jimmy again repeats his comment. The judge says: "I know the motherf**ker drive, I need to know why the motherf**ker can drive". So jimmy says:"Well your honor it's like this, my friend billy just got a brand new corvet and droped a hell of and engine in it, so i asked billy if he would take me for a drive. Me and billy is doing 35mph on a school zone, 80mph coming up the hill and 110mph coming down the hill, when i notice a truck forkjacked in front of us..so i said to billy, "billy if you get us out of this alive i'll suck your d**k" and your honor" Jimmy is now looking disgusted and holding his stomach as he spits and again says:"boy that motherf**ker sure can drive".