This young bloke walks into a pub and puts 100 on the bar and asks the barman for 9 rum & cokes. The barman says 'I'll pour you one and when it's finished I'll carry on , and so forth'... The kid says 'No way, I want them all poured NOW' so the barman does it and they're all lined up in a row on the bar. The kids downs three of them straight away and the barman says ' wow, you must be thirsty' and the young bloke says 'sshhhh don't interrupt' and proceeds to down three more of the 9 rum & cokes. The barman says ' look, you must be celebrating something...is it your 18th birthday? or mybe you've just got engaged or something?? ' to which the young bloke said 'No, but today was my FIRST HEAD JOB EVER' Well, said the barman, let me buy you a rum & coke to celebrate you becoming a man' 'No thanks' said the kid...if nine rum & cokes doesn't get rid of the taste...ten won't !!!!! Isn't that joke hard to swallow haha