The teacher was holding a discussion about careers one day.

She worked her way around the class asking each student what their father did for a living. She heard the usual: doctor, lawyer, construction worker, etc...

She had asked everyone but Little Johnny.

"What does your father do Little Johnny?" Little Johnny hung his head down and took a deep breath. "My father works in a gay strip club.

He takes his clothes off and lets other men stick dollars into his underwear.

Sometimes if a man gives him enough money he will go home with him. But don't think bad of him, he always comes home to me and mama the next day.

" The teacher was flabbergasted. She didn't know what to say. Luckily, the bell rang and the class was over. She caught Little Johnny on the way out and asked him, "Little Johnny, is that really what your father does for a living?" Little Johnny hung his head again. "No, Ma'am." "What does he do then?" She asked.

Looking distraught Johnny answered " He works for the Democratic National Convention and he is trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President but I was too embarrassed to say it in front of everyone." I'll bet I get raked over the coals for that one!