A Senior lecturer at a London medical college is rather surprised one afternoon, when one of his most promising students bursts through the door in a clear state of distress. Sitting the lad down, the kindly old timer waits for him to control himself before asking,"what on earth's the matter?" "I can't take it any more,doc,"wails the distraut student."Ineed to find somewhere else to live!" "But our student digs are the best in the land,"protests the lecturer.

"No doctor it's the new policy of mixed living quarters. Every night when i am trying to study i have to push away beautiful young nurses, who have come in drunk from a night on the town and are hungry for sex." "I see says the quack." "So how do you think i can help?" "Oh doc" says the desperate young man quietly.

"You're going to have to break my arms."