Can't We Just Include This In The Tuition?

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined 20 the first time.

" He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined 60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of 180.

Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

 

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