In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man'sp***s was larger than the shaft. After one year and 180, 000.00, theyconcluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to givethe Man more pleasure during sex.After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study.After three years of research and 250, 000.00, they concluded that thereason was to give the Woman more pleasure during sex.

The University of Wisconsin, unsatisfied with these findings, spent13.

27 for a Playboy, Penthouse, and a case of Old Milwaukee andconcluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hittinghim in the forehead.