---------- Banta was window-shopping in Delhi's Connaught Place when he heard a hue and cry from the parking lot nearby. A man was shouting, "Chor, chor. Meri gaadi chor le jaa raha hai!Thief, thief-my car is being stolen. Banta rushed out, saw a car whizz past him driven by two college students, turn the corner and vanish.

Banta walked up to the distraught man and patted him on the back. "Koi gal nahi, Pappaji.

Main gaddi da number note kita." Dont worry my dear chap, I've noted the car number!