One evening as the bars were closing a excedingly drunk scottsman started to stumble home.

On his way home he passed out in a park area next to a university. A pair of young collage girls were walking back from an all night cram session for their big exam noticed him lying next to the bushes along the path. One girl said to the other, 'you see the scottsman over there? I hear they don't wear any underwear!' The second girl says 'well lets lift up his kilt and see if it's true or not!' The walk over and and lift the kilt and sure enough he's naked as a Jay bird underneath. They stare for a little bit and decide it's time to go.

The first girl decides that since they got to take a peek that they should give something back.

The only thing she has is a blue ribbon in her hair so she takes it out and ties it around his manhood. A little while later the scottsman wakes to 'natures call' and he stumbles over behind a tree. When he lifts his kilt and see the ribbon he shouts "LADD I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN BUT I SEE YOU WON FIRST PRIZE!!!"