Two little old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. the first started to head inside and the second just pulled out a condom from her pocket and snipped the end with a pair of scissors.

The she stuck the cigarette in and thru the hole and continued smoking with a smile on her face.

The first one asked her where did she get that and the second said oh just any drugstore. the next day she went to the drugstore and asked the man for a box of condoms. He asked what size she needed and she said any size so long as it fits a Camel.