Okay guys and gals - here is the complete list of slang-terms for female masturbation. No, I didn't make the list up. I have to give credit to my cubicle-mates for providing me with the entertainment: Digging a Trench Doing your Nails Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Engaging in Safe Sex Erasing the Problem Fanning the Fur Feeding the Bearded Clam Feeding your Slot Fiddling the Bean Fingerbating Fingerpainting Finger Blasting Flickin' the Bean Flit your C**t F**king Without Complications Gagging the Clam Gagging the Lips of Love Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion Get a Date with Slick Mittens Get a Lube Job Get To Know Yourself Get a Stinky Pinky Going Mining Groping the Grotto Greasing your Hips Grissle Rub Gusset Typing Having Sex With Someone you Love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to Heaven Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Jillin' Off Jocelyn Eldering Let the Fingers do the Walkin' Levy Break Limbo Making Soup Manual Override Muffin Buffin' Nulling the Void Paddling the Pink Canoe Pampering the P***y Parting the Red Sea Pearl Fishing Pet the Petunia Pet the P***y Cat Polishing the Nugget Polishing the Peanut Polishing the Pearl Play Poker Play the C**tar Play Couch Hockey for One Play the Silent Trumbone Playing With Her Pineapple Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters Playing With the Man in the Boat Pushing the Button P***y Soccer Riding the Unicycle Rolling the Dough Rubbin' the Nubbin Rubbing the Donut Rubbing the Red P***ycat Scoring the Hoop Soaking the Whisker Biscuit Spelunking Spearing the Bearded Clam Squeeze the Peach Strumming Strumming the Banjo Surfing the Channel Teasing the Kitty Teasing the Tuna Taco Testing the Plumbing The Virgin's Release Tickling the Taco Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Toggling the Bit Tossing Pink Salad Three Point Shot Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Two Finger Taco Tango Washing your Fingers Night in With the Girls Airing the Orchid Auditioning the Finger Puppets Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush Brushing The Beaver Buff the Weasle Carpet Bumping Cat Got Tongue Checking for Squirrels Clam Bake for One Cleaning your Fingers C**tters Coming Into Your Own Countering C**ts Creamin' Coming Into Your Own C**t Cuddling Dialing the Rotary Phone You had to ask...