-What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why your shaking, she's going to eat me.

-What does parsley and pubic hair have in common? Push it aside and keep on eating! -What do you call '69' in China? Two-can-chew.

-Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket. -Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes. "Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!" "You ain't being robbed" her attacker interrupted. "You're being screwed!" The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans.

"If you're screwing me with that, " she fumed, "I am being robbed!"