A guy in a balaclava and waving a gun bursts into a sperm bank shouting "Open the safe, open the safe!!" A woman employee says "But Sir, this is a sperm bank, we have no money here" He waves the gun in her face and insists she open's the fridge. She does so and displays row upon row of cold vials of semen.
He again points the gun at her and says "drink one" She hesitates before taking the cork out but she does so and swallows the liquid.
"Drink another" he says. She takes another vial, removes the cork and drinks. When she has finished, the man takes off his balaclava to reveal he is the woman's husband "you see" he says "It's not f**king difficult is it?" |