By A Female 1. First and foremost we are not obliged to do it. 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you do get one be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw but it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule 3 - No I don't have to swallow.

5. My ears are not handles 6. Extension to rule 5 - Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally I don't want to puke on your prick. 7. I don't care how relaxed you are it's NEVER ok to fart. 8. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I have ruined it for you 9. No it doesn't particularly taste good and I don't care about the protein count.

10. No I will not do it while you watch t.v.