A minister goes fishing at the lake one morning and catches the largest fish he has ever seen.

As he is walking back up the dock and past Joe's Bait House, Joe comes out and says "man, that's the biggest son of a bitch I have ever seen." The minister reminds Joe that he is a man of the cloth and asks Joe not to use that kind of language around him.

But Joe says "I know that you are a minister but that fish is called a son of a bitch and the one you caught is the biggest I've ever seen." The minister decides to fix the fish for dinner that night but knows it is more than he can eat so he decides to invite a friend over who is a priest in the same town. The minister calls the priest and says "hey, why don't you come over for dinner tonight. I caught the biggest son of a bitch you've ever seen this morning and know I can't eat it all by myself." The priest ask the minister why he would use such crude language so the minister explains that is just what the fish is called.

The priest then says maybe they should also invite the new pastor in town so they can get to know him. The new pastor somewhat reluctantly accepts their invitation and joins them for dinner.

As the minister serves the fish, he says to the priest "didn't I tell you this is the biggest son of a bitch you'll ever see?" and the priest says "yeah, and it's the best tasting son of a bitch I've ever eaten." The pastor looks at the minister and priest with a surprised look on his face then smiles and says "you know I was somewhat reluctant to come over tonight because I wasn't sure we'd all get along but you two f**kers are all right.

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