So there were these two earthworms digging around in the dirt he one worm looks at his buddy and says "You know we haven't been to the suface in like 3 years. Why don't we go up and look around." the other worm says " No way why would you want to do that when it's so wonderful down here?" The first worm says, " Well I'm going." So the worm begins digging for the surface, he finally gets there. He pokes his head through right under a lady peeing in the woods. Imedatly he turns around and goes flying back down. The whole way he's yelling "Don't go up there, don't ever go up there." The second worm asks "Why not?" "Because it's raining so hard the birds are building their nests upside down.