A guy walks into to a bar and sees a gut sitting at the end of the bar with a huge lighter so he walks over to the guy and says man that is a cool lighter were did you get itthe man says i got it from the piano player he is a genie he will give you whatever you want so the guy walks over to the piano and says to the guy sir i would love to be swiming in money and the guy says your wish is granted and poof the guy was swiming in honey so all coverd in honey the guy walks ove to the man at the bar and says man what is worng with him he says i dont know did you realy think i asked for a 17 inch bic.