Little Johnie was playing baseball one day, when he saw his daddy's car drive into the woods behind the ballpark. Curious he ran over to check it out. What he saw made him so upset that he ran home to tell his mom.

"MOM, guess what? I saw dad drive into the woods so I went over and checked it out. He had Aunt Mary in the car, and he took her shirt off.

Then she took his pants off. And then-".

Mom stopped him right there and said " Why don't you finish this story at the dinner table". So at dinner the boy starts off telling all about it " and I saw dad and Aunt Mary take thier clothes off." " Then they did the same thing that Mommy and uncle Jeff used to do after dad went to work!"