A man goes on holiday with his wife and mother in law to the holy land, shortly after they arrive the mother in law dies.

In grief the man and his wife go to the undertaker to organise the funeral.

When they get there the undertaker explains that they can have the body shipped home for a cost of 5000 or a very tasteful service could be done here for a cost of 150. "We'll ship her home, " the husband says.

"Are you sure?" the undertaker askes. "It's an awfully big expense and we do a really good service here." The man replies, " Look around 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead, I just can't take that chance."