Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology".

However, the town fathers were not happy with that sign, and asked it be changed. So the good doctors came up with "Hysteria's and Posteriors". But this was also not acceptable.

They changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics". Thumbs down again.

So they tried "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives.

" Still no.

They tried "Minds and Behinds".

Close, but unacceptable.

Now, thoroughly irked by the unfair policies of the townthey hung out, "Lost Souls and Ass-holes". Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Queersand Rears", "Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work either. They finally settled on "Dr.

Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends"