A farmer is sat in his local getting drunk, when the barman wanders over: "greatful as i am for the business, it's a beautiful day, why aren't you out there enjoying it?" The farmer shakes his head: "Some things you just can't explain..." "Want to talk about it?" ask the barman, sensing a problem. "Sure, " replies the farmer, "earlier i was sat milking my cow and just as i got the bucket full she lifted her leg and kicked the whole lot over." "That's not so bad, " says the barman. "That's what i thought, " replies the farmer, "after all, some things you just can't explain.

" "So what happen then?" "Well i took her left leg and tied it to a post, " explains the farmer, "but then just a few minutes later her right leg kicked the bucket over again!" "Some things you just can't explain, eh?" laughs the barman. "Right, " say the farmer, "So i tied that leg to another post, start milking her and then her tail knock the bucket over again!" "So what did you do?" ask the barman. "well i'd run out of rope by then, " say the farmer, "So i took my belt off and tied her tail to the rafter-then my pants fell down and the wife walked in... and well, some things you just can't explain.