A man on a business trip had a 3 hour lay-over at LAX. He thinks that since he has some time to kiil, he might as well do some business while he's there, and calls one of his more important clients. As he's waiting for the client in the 1st Class lounge, he notices Bill Gates sitting at the bar. He walks over and says, "Excuse me Mr. Gates, my name is Roger, and I was wondering if I might ask a favor of you.". Bill agrees and asks what he can do.

"Well, ", begins Roger, "I am waiting for a client, and it would be a great boost for my business if, after my client arrives, you could walk over and pat me on the shoulder and say 'Hi Roger, how's it going?', and it would meaqn alot to me personally as well." Bill agrees and Roger goes back to his table. Several minutes after the client arrives, Bill walks over and puts his and on Roger's shoulder and says, "Hi Roger, how's it going?" Roger looks up and says, "F**K OFF GATES!!! I'M IN A MEETING!!!"