Bloke wants a 69 with his girlfriend but she refuses as she's having her period. He continues to nag at her until she agree and they go upstairs to the bedroom. He can't wait and goes striaght into the 69 postion sucking and licking away not caring about her period. After a while the door bell goes and he sits up. The girlfriend says 'Don't expect me to go look at the blood all over my legs' The boyfriend says 'well look at the blood on my face'. The Girlfriend says ' don't worry about it if they ask just say your eating a jam sandwich'.

'Okay' says the boyfriend and goes to answer the door.

When he opens the door his friend is standing there and gives him a strange look. 'Don't worry about my face' says the boyfriend ' I'm eating a jam sandwich. His friend says 'Oh, whats that on your nose peanut butter?'