A man is walking along a beach and finds a lamp.

He rubs it. Out pops a genie.

The genie says, "You know the drill.

You get 3 wishes... But there is a catch.

Everything that you get, ever lawyer on Earth will get 2 of." The guy says, "Ok, I want a beautiful red Ferarri." Poof, he has one, but every lawyer has 2. Then he says, "I want a million bucks." Poof, he has 1, 000, 000, but every lawyer now has 2, 000, 000. The genie says, "Ok, what's your third wish?" The guy says, "Hmmmmm, well...

I have always wanted to donate a kidney!"